Jerry Seinfeld — Quotes and Wisdom

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Comedy is a great way to make a living. It's a great job.

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The fear of public speaking is greater than death. People would rather be in the coffin.

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Why does the bank have a pen on a chain? What, are you going to steal a pen?

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Looking at a calendar is like looking at a fence. You just see the future coming.

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You can't do a good job if you're not having fun.